A young man walks into a doctor's office and the doctor says, “Son, you need to stop masturbating.”
And the doctor responds, “Because otherwise I'll never be able to complete your examination!”
Very concerned, the young man manages to ask, “But, but why?!”
Ive been pretending to be okay and acting as normal as possible, but Im actually completely heartbroken after a recent breakup. Its painful and really affecting me, to the point where I cant concentrate at work, Ive lost my appetite, I cant sleep, and It feels as if my whole world has been turned upside down. I loved him so much. He said so many cruel things to me and it made me realize he must not have loved me the way I loved him, or he wouldnt have said such horrible things. How do I handle the heartbreak and why cant I accept that he didnt love me and just forget about him?
A guy walks into a doctor's office with a frog on his head and the doctor says, “What seems to be the problem?”
And the frog says, “I've got this terrible wart on my ass!”